The worst thing you can do with your hit list is post it on the internet. Instead, keep your list of People You Want to Punch in the Face in this conveniently titled Rude Book. The 1/2″ lined paper is encased in a hard cover with gold lettering and has a black satin ribbon bookmark attached as well. Measuring 6 3/4″ x 5″, the book has more than enough space to create a long, detailed list of people you need to one day get back at. Or just keep notes and phone numbers – who are we to suggest what you do with it!

Order the handmade book on Etsy for $31.